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My dog used to chase people on a scooter a lot.

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A sketchy guy just came into my shop and bought six smoke machines. So I called the cops.

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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

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Who decided to call them “murder hornets”