The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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I'm a parent, so I'm always right. There was one time I thought I was wrong.

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Being a great father is like shaving.

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What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?

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Teacher (on phone): You say Michael has a cold and can't come to school today? To whom am I speaking?

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What do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?

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I asked my wife to pick up a pumpkin to make pumpkin pie. When she said she couldn't find one at the store, I told her,

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I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated,