Riddles
Categories
Login
Submit
Type to search for Riddle here.
Jokes
Login
Submit Joke
The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
0
I asked my wife to pick up a pumpkin to make pumpkin pie. When she said she couldn't find one at the store, I told her,
"I guess our plans are squashed."
REVEAL ANSWER
PREVIOUS JOKE
NEXT JOKE
RELATED RIDDLES
0
Would anyone be interested in being my companion?
Asking for a friend.
REVEAL ANSWER
0
I was asked at an interview what my weakness is. I replied "I'm too honest". The interviewer said "I don't consider honesty a weakness".
I said "I don't give a fuck what you think"
REVEAL ANSWER
0
Why did the dad tell the joke
To get to the other sigh
REVEAL ANSWER
Search Jokes
Search
Joke of the Day
When I was young, my dad used to tear up the last page of all my comic books and never told me why.
REVEAL ANSWER
Please Login
In order to upvote or downvote you have to login.
Login
Close
0
0
0
0
