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Why do dogs have such a great attitude?
They like to stay paws-itive
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What do you call a dead Magician?
An abracadaver
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I was taught to never use the Oxford comma
by Mrs. Henderson, my high school English teacher and a first-rate whore.
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The guy that invented the umbrella was gonna call it the brella.
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When I was young, my dad used to tear up the last page of all my comic books and never told me why.
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