Type to search for Riddle here.
The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
I was fired from a bank.
When a woman asked me to check her balance, I pushed her over.
I took the shell of my racing snail, thinking it would help him run faster.
If anything, it made him more sluggish.
Where do archers prefer to shop?
Why is the nose in the middle of the face?
Because it's the scenter.
Joke of the Day
What language do geese speak?
In order to upvote or downvote you have to login.