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I stole my ex girlfriend’s wheelchair
Guess who came crawling back
I ate a clock last week.
I had difficulty passing time.
My grandfather has a funny story he likes to tell people about how a long time ago he swallowed his wedding ring and then it came out 10 years later. I've heard him tell it many times over the years.
It's old butt gold.
What's brown, wrinkled, and lives in a tower?
The Lunch Bag of Notre Dame.
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After 20 years of working on it, I finally finished my physics book.
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