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What do you call a teenager who never grows up?
If you become seriously depressed, try drinking a gallon of water just before you go to bed.
That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
It was a brief case.
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
What do you call two octopuses that look the same?
What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise?
I have been asking around what the lowest rank in the Army is, but no one would tell me.
Apparently it is private.
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Never, ever invest in Velcro....
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