The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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What kind of fish is made up of only two sodium atoms?

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Why are Pokemon players considered naughty?

4

I just swallowed a stack of Scrabble tiles by accident.

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What do you call a noodle that doesn’t drink?

1

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?

1

What animal makes buildings?

1

I figured out why Teslas are so expensive.