The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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I have been asking around what the lowest rank in the Army is, but no one would tell me.

5

The hardest part for someone when coming out

4

Humans are born with four kidneys

4

I would love to get paid to sleep.

6

There is a cult where they don’t believe in using coins.

7

Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed ?

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I had a legless dog called Cigarette.