The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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What was wrong with the wooden car?

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The name of next year is literally

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My friend found a deer stuck in a fence. It took him 3 hours, but he was able to rescue it.

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I yelled at the kids through the colander today,

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When I left home to go on a business trip, my wife said "Don't forget to write"

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I'm an atheist 11 months out of the year, but in December...

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I just found a whip, mask and some handcuffs in my sisters room.