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Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth;
It's pasteurized before you even see it.
I drank some food coloring
The doctor says I'm okay, but I'm dyeing inside
I ordered two large fries
and instead they just gave me a whole bunch of tiny little ones. This is bullshit.
In the battle of the mint - the spearmint attacked the soft mints - all they could yell was..
"Where are the reinforcemints"
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll.
At what temperature are babies born ?
My wife kicked me out because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. But don't worry,
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My teacher says I'm pretty good at addition but I'm terrible at subtraction.
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