The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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What do you call a teenager who never grows up?

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If you become seriously depressed, try drinking a gallon of water just before you go to bed.

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Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.

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Why do astronauts use linux?

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What do you call two octopuses that look the same?

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What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise?

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I have been asking around what the lowest rank in the Army is, but no one would tell me.