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A Roman walks into a bar, holds up 2 fingers and says...
5 beers please
My dad told me to never trust crabs
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
What’s a carpet’s favorite sport?
I once had a hen who could count her own eggs.
She was a mathemachicken.
What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink?
A man in a wheelchair just stole my camouflage jacket :(
I hope he knows he can hide but he can’t run
Joke of the Day
Me: Know what Thanos says when he finds a rotten fruit in his garden? My kids: Ugh.
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