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Why did the knight surrender once all his limbs were cut off?
He was unarmed and defeated.
What do you call your child when they are happy?
A happy little accident.
What weighs more? A pound of milk or a pound of ricotta cheese?
A pound of milk. The ricotta is whey less.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
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