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The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
What did Michael Jackson call his denim store?
I have a parachute for sale
Used once, never opened
My grandfather has a funny story he likes to tell people about how a long time ago he swallowed his wedding ring and then it came out 10 years later. I've heard him tell it many times over the years.
It's old butt gold.
I was rejected from the astronaut academy
I guess the sky is my limit
Joke of the Day
It was mealtime on a small airline, and the flight attendant asked a passenger if he would like dinner. "What are my choices?" he asked.
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