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Teacher (on phone): You say Michael has a cold and can't come to school today? To whom am I speaking?
Voice: This is my father.
My friend bit off his tongue.
He doesn’t like to talk about it.
Why was the cheese happy in the kitchen?
He thought he was grater than everyone else.
Do you know why you can't hear pterodactyls urinate?
Because they are extinct.
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My kid’s pet rabbit named Gotye ran away a few days ago, and we can’t find it.
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