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Teacher (on phone): You say Michael has a cold and can't come to school today? To whom am I speaking?
Voice: This is my father.
I just found out that “Aaarghh” is not a real word.
I can’t express how angry that makes me.
My hamster died last night.
He fell asleep at the wheel.
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get,
I'll never be as good as a wall.
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This morning I saw the milkman drinking a sip of milk before leaving it in front of my door.
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