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My wife says I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid
Joke's on her, I can stop whenever I like
Why did the cabbage win the race?
Because it was a head!
Why is Magic Johnson not afraid of going deaf?
Cause he's not worried about hearing A.I.D.S
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get "saved" or you'll "burn"..
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"Dad can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
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