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My wife says I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid

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I wanted to impress my friends, so I learned how to improve my guitar skills.

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Therapist: Your wife has complained you never buy her flowers, what do you have to say to that?

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When I turned 16, my dad told me it was time to get a job. “When I was your age, my very first job I had I worked with over 500 people under me.”... “Wow!” I said. “Was it some big corporation?”