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My wife said, “You really have no sense of direction, do you?”

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My wife said she would kill me if I kept singing "I'm a Believer". I called her bluff and kept at it.

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What do you call a shoe made of a banana?

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My girlfriend yelled at me today saying, “You weren’t even listening just now, were you?!”