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My wife said to me, 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?'
I said, 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.'
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had avocados."
Refusing to go to the gym
counts as resistance training.
Did you know that Stephen King's son is Joe?
I'm not joking but he is.
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Rocks don't get the respect they deserve.
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