Type to search for Riddle here.
The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
My dog used to chase people on a scooter a lot.
It got so bad we had to take his scooter away.
I've been asked out by 20 women today...
I was in the ladies bathroom.
How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them.
A dog slowly rolls past you in a red plastic baby car.
This is a bad neighborhood.
Joke of the Day
Rocks don't get the respect they deserve.
In order to upvote or downvote you have to login.