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My wife caught me performing an action scene from The Matrix, but luckily she thought I was doing yoga exercises.
I just dodged a bullet.
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why did the mailman quit his job?
He didn't like his post
Did you know most people are assholes?
Next time you see a group of people, yell "hey asshole" and they will all look.
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