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My son won’t eat Atlantic cod
He has Pacific taste in seafood
How do fish get high?
I want to die like my grandpa did, in his sleep.
Not screaming like the people in the back seat of his car.
I ate a clock last week.
I had difficulty passing time.
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For Christmas, I bought my wife new beads for her abacus.
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