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Knowing how to use a guillotine
is certainly one way to get ahead..
My best friend keeps telling me to “cheer up man. It could be a lot worse, you could be stuck in an underground hole filled with water”
I know he means well.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
"Hey dad, I'm taking a shower"
"Alright, make sure to bring it back"
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For Christmas, I bought my wife new beads for her abacus.
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