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My orchestra buddy wanted to bring his fiddle to a protest. I told him not to.
In a peaceful protest, there's no need for violins.
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What do cigarettes and squirrels have in common?
They're both perfectly safe until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
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What color do cats like best?
Purrrrple.
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Don't ever have multiple people wash dishes together.
It's hard for them to stay in sink.
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