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My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
So I have an uncle, once removed.
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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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My cousins are like the letter K.
They are okay by themselves, but get horribly racist when 3 of them get together.
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What do you receive when you ask a lemon for help?
Lemonaid.
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