The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.

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I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, “I like it well done.”

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The last 4 letters of “queue” aren’t silent

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My son flushed one of his shoes down the toilet, stopping it up...