My colleagues at work have given me the nickname “Mr. Compromise.”
It’s not my first choice, but I’m ok with it.
I got excited when my son joined the cross-country team.
But then I learned they don't cross the country and they're back home in just a few hours.
After a few years, talked with my ex-wife and she still misses me
But her aim is getting better
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. It has so many black belts.