The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

0

I’ve dedicated my whole life to finding a cure for insomnia.

PREVIOUS JOKE NEXT JOKE

RELATED RIDDLES

0

I am suspicious that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection.

0

Dad: Sorry, but I only know how to make two dishes: meat loaf and apple pie.

0

My best friend keeps telling me to “cheer up man. It could be a lot worse, you could be stuck in an underground hole filled with water”