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They all laughed when I told them that one day I would discover the secret of invisibility.
If only they could see me now.
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My son kept chewing on live electrical wires
So I had to ground him.
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So, I try to eat healthy
But every time I do, a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers.
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If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?
Plastic explosives.
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Why did the newspaper blush?
Because he saw the comic strip.
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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a pansy?
A chimpansy.
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Why does the ocean roar?
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom.
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