The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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I lost a boxing match with a pirate.

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I became a father today, but no dad jokes are coming to me. I’m pretty bummed.

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I don’t usually make puns about dividing numbers..

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I made a Corona joke the other day

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If you think Thursdays are depressing, wait two days.

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I'm not fat.

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Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?