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I don't like anti-maskers
They make me sick
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Walking home last night, I passed a slice of apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.
I thought to myself, “The streets seem strangely desserted…”
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Two vegans were not talking to each other..
Which was weird because I thought vegans would never have beef
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I keep asking iris why some people have dyslexia, but she won't answer.
Maybe my iPhone is just broken.
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My wife asked me, “Are you sometimes surprised as to how little people change?”
I said, “Actually, the process is the same. Apart from their tiny clothes.”
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My wife told me she is thinking about selling Egyptian rocks.
It sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.
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What did the priest say to the nun at the salad bar?
Lettuce pray.
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Does anyone need an ark?
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