The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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My wife and I lost 100 lbs combined!

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My girlfriend got mad at me for being lazy

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Remember when air was free at the gas station, now it’s $1.50. You know why?

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Don't get mad at lazy people

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My wife said she prefers brown rice

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What happened to the steak that fell down?

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My twin brother always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.