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Don't get mad at lazy people

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The school phoned me today and said, "Your son's has been telling lies. "

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You can be as kind as you want...

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I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?