The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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My dad always said, “ Find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you.”

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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

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My therapist says that I second guess every decision that I ever make.

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I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI ‘s head.

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As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,

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Did you know that diarrhea is genetic?

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Its getting too hot to wear a suit