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I angered two people today by calling them hipsters...
Apparently, the correct term is conjoined twins...
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My dad banned me from saying "Hell", so I asked: "Have you thought of any alternative names for hell?"
He said: "I heaven't"
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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get "saved" or you'll "burn"..
Stupid firemen.
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I love telling dad jokes.
Sometimes he laughs.
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My 10 year old came in with a piece of paper and said “Dad, I’ve got a joke for you.”
Then she ripped it in half and said, “Never mind, it’s tearable.” I feel like I’ve succeeded as a dad.
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What word starts with "e", ends with "e", and only has one letter in it?
Envelope.
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A man came up to me and said "Man, your clothes look gay".
I said "I know, they came out of the closet this morning".
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When I was young, my dad used to tear up the last page of all my comic books and never told me why.
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