The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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Im going to be a circumcision doctor...

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Did you know the first French Fries weren’t cooked in France?

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A man woke up after a serious accident and he said “I can’t feel my legs!!”

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A Roman walks into a bar, holds up 2 fingers and says...

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My dad told me to never trust crabs

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Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

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What’s a carpet’s favorite sport?