The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,

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I have been asking around what the lowest rank in the Army is, but no one would tell me.

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What do you call someone who tells Dad jokes, but isn't a Dad?

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My girlfriend likes to take the stairs but I prefer taking the elevator