The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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Ladies, if your boyfriend asks for matador equipment for christmas...

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Someone insulted me on my monitor's refresh rate,

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I just got a new job at a prison library.

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My wife yelled, “Hey, the sun’s coming out!” So I wore my shorts and flip flops and came downstairs.

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My wife caught me cross dressing and told me it was over.

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I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, “I like it well done.”

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I’m never again donating money to anyone collecting for a marathon.