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My Dad always told me to stand on a bottle of shampoo at job interviews...
That way I'd be 'head & shoulders' above the competition.
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My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
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At a clown’s funeral, everybody brought flowers.
There wasn’t a dry face in the house.
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It’s a shame nothing is made in the USA anymore.
I just bought a TV that said “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is!
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I was kidnapped by mimes once
They did unspeakable things to me.
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I got home from work angry and tired, so I asked my wife if she could make turkey and duck for dinner.
I was in a fowl mood.
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I saw a sign that said 'watch for children'..
That was a really good trade.
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
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