The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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I threw some pills and accidentally broke one of my windows.

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I Figured out the secret chord that David played!

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My birthday is on July 24th, shame I was born in America. If I was born anywhere else...

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Bilbo Baggins suddenly wakes up and hears someone singing “Don’t stop Believing”.

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I told my suitcases just now there will be no holiday this year.

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My son told me, “Dad, I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes, and now it burns.”

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If Jesus was the Lamb of God and Mary gave birth to Jesus..