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I threw some pills and accidentally broke one of my windows.
I didn’t realize they were pane killers.
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I Figured out the secret chord that David played!
It's Gsus
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My birthday is on July 24th, shame I was born in America. If I was born anywhere else...
My birthday would be 24/7.
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Bilbo Baggins suddenly wakes up and hears someone singing “Don’t stop Believing”.
It was an unexpected Journey.
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I told my suitcases just now there will be no holiday this year.
I'm now dealing with emotional baggage.
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My son told me, “Dad, I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes, and now it burns.”
I said, “That’s Heinz sight for you.”
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If Jesus was the Lamb of God and Mary gave birth to Jesus..
..Then Mary had a little Lamb.
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
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