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It’s a shame nothing is made in the USA anymore.
I just bought a TV that said “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is!
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My girlfriend says if we don’t get married soon, she’s gonna kill me.
...it’s a matter of wife or death.
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I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
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What do women and google have in common?
They don't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
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Would anyone be interested in being my companion?
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