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Why couldn't Hitler eat oranges?
Because he hated the juice.
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If you had a bisexual son, wouldn't he just be called a...
... bison
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The other day my best friend met his fate after accidentally falling into a printing press at work.
You probably read about him, he was in all the papers.
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A Chinese child was born before his due date...
His parents named him "Sudden Lee"
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What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
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I dated a twin once...
I once dated a twin. My friend asked me how I told them apart. I said Stacy has a beauty mark on her right cheek. And Frank has a beard.
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A person asked me, "Aren't you the guy who brags about weird stuff?"
I replied, "No, Im the guy who takes the longest baths in the city".
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I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
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