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My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat with one hand and said, "How do one armed mothers do it?"
Without missing a beat I replied, "Single handedly."
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I don’t like taking round trip flights.
They’re two Boeing.
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I have a parachute for sale
Used once, never opened
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Why do mountains never get cold?
Because they have snow-caps!
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Why was the cheese happy in the kitchen?
He thought he was grater than everyone else.
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What's the difference between "comma" and "coma"?
The length of the pause.
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I can't take my dog to the park anymore. The ducks keep attacking him.
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure-bread.
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