Riddles
Categories
Login
Submit
Type to search for Riddle here.
Jokes
Login
Submit Joke
The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
1
What do you call a pony with a soar throat?
A little hoarse.
REVEAL ANSWER
1
My doctor said he's been practicing for 25 years.
I told him I'm not going back until he's ready to start doing it for real.
REVEAL ANSWER
-1
Patient: Doctor,, my hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
Doctor: What about a shoebox?
REVEAL ANSWER
0
Refusing to go to the gym
counts as resistance training.
REVEAL ANSWER
-1
Why didn't anyone say anything when the king farted?
It was a noble gas.
REVEAL ANSWER
1
Mary had a little lamb.
She's not a vegan anymore.
REVEAL ANSWER
-1
Many people have decent hand-eye coordination.
But pirates have good eye-eye coordination.
REVEAL ANSWER
‹
1
2
...
107
108
109
110
111
112
113
...
392
393
›
Search Jokes
Search
Joke of the Day
My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight.
REVEAL ANSWER
Please Login
In order to upvote or downvote you have to login.
Login
Close