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Mary had a little lamb.
She's not a vegan anymore.
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A man came up to me and said "Man, your clothes look gay".
I said "I know, they came out of the closet this morning".
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I met a beautiful cactus today, so I told it, " you're looking sharp today ". " I'm just a cactus " , it said.
" You have a point there ", I replied.
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I once gave my husband the silent treatment for an entire week, at the end of which he declared,
"Hey, we've been getting along great lately!'
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