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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

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I used to eat watches and clocks for every meal, but I had to stop.

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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

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I'm considering getting a job cleaning mirrors.