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I swallowed my flute, and I can't get it out!
Thank goodness you weren't playing the piano.
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Whenever my dad goes to get gas he says “regular please” and when the gas station attendant (we live in Oregon) asks “fill?” my dad replies
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What do you call a blender that made a mistake?
Blunder
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A friend of mine claims he can throw a stick 5 miles and his pet dog will retrieve it.
I think that's a bit far fetched.
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Why did the stadium get so hot after the game?
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