Riddles
Categories
Login
Submit
Type to search for Riddle here.
Jokes
Login
Submit Joke
The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
0
I made a pencil with two erasers
It was pointless.
REVEAL ANSWER
PREVIOUS JOKE
NEXT JOKE
RELATED RIDDLES
0
Whenever my dad goes to get gas he says “regular please” and when the gas station attendant (we live in Oregon) asks “fill?” my dad replies
“No, Fred, nice to meet you”
REVEAL ANSWER
0
Shredded cheese was a great invention.
People were really grateful.
REVEAL ANSWER
0
My wife is threatening to leave me because I’m addicted to wearing a new T-shirt every half an hour.
I said, “Wait! I can change!”
REVEAL ANSWER
Search Jokes
Search
Joke of the Day
I was kidnapped by mimes once
REVEAL ANSWER
Please Login
In order to upvote or downvote you have to login.
Login
Close