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I love going outdoors...
It's much safer than going outwindows.
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I was on the toilet, angry, and late for work.
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What do you say when Newton slows down?
Newton's Loss of Motion.
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My 15 year old sent a text asking me to pick him up from school and added "not in your pyjamas".
So I'm wearing his, because good dads listen.
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My dog is really good at playing fetch
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