I got excited when my son joined the cross-country team.
But then I learned they don't cross the country and they're back home in just a few hours.
Why don't English rugby players get vaccinated before touring?
They never catch anything.
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"