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Did you hear about the twins who got an apartment together?
Before they were roommates they were wombmates.
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Where did Noah keep a record of his bees?
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I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
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Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
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