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Did you hear about the twins who got an apartment together?
Before they were roommates they were wombmates.
You know what actually makes me smile?
My Facial muscles
I don't mind going to work every day,
it's the sitting around for eight hours waiting to go home I can't stand.
Got fired from the sperm bank yesterday
Apparently you’re not allowed to nudge the nearest co-worker and say “get a load of this guy” every time someone walks in.
Joke of the Day
My wife asked me if I thought our kids were spoiled
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