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Dad, what's a forklift?
"Food, usually," I replied.
How do you get your toilet so clean?
I scrub the shit out of it.
Today I learned that if a canoe turns upside down in the water, you can safely wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
Why did I throw the butter out of the window?
To see the butterfly.
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