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My wife kicked me out because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. But don't worry,
I've got 4 eyes, 3 legs, 1 tail, and 12 toes. What am I?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
I really hate the direction my country is moving...
but I don't really understand tectonic shift so not a whole lot I can do about it.
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For Christmas, I bought my wife new beads for her abacus.
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