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My wife kicked me out because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. But don't worry,
If you clean a vacuum cleaner
You become a vacuum cleaner
“Hey dad, have you seen my sunglasses?”
“No son, have you seen my dadglasses?”
If I had a dime every time I didn't know what was going on, I'd be like,
"Why is everyone giving me all these dimes?"
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