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Can monsters do math?
Not unless you count Dracula
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Me: Honey, I'm terrified of vowels. Wife: Ummm, why?
Me: Only sometimes.
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A girl came up to me and said she recognised me from her vegetarian resturaunt.
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