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A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars
Police are working tirelessly to catch him.
What do you call a horse that moves around a lot?
My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, “NOT THE KRYPTONITE!” and I said, “That’s Superman…”
“Thanks, man, ” he replied, “I’ve been practising it a lot.”
Why couldn't the Olympian listen to music?
Because he kept breaking all the records.
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