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A guy asked me if I wanted to donate for a swimmin pool..
So I gave him a glass of water.
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My girlfriend got mad at me for being lazy
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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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"Why did you quit your job as an origami teacher?"
"Too much paperwork.'
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